Top 10 Ways for Characters to Survive Horror Movies

1. Do not try to reveal the face behind a killer's mask.

2. If your car breaks down during the night, do not go to any nearby house looking for help. Call a friend and wait in the car.

3. Never ever hide in your cupboard.

4. Do not say: "Who's there?"

5. If you have seemingly killed your stalker/monster/alien/demon, never go back to see if it is really dead.

6. Do not read out loud from a demon/devil/spirit summoning book, even if you are just kidding around.

7. If the lights go out, do not go down into your basement.

8. Do not go near graves, tombs, crypts, mausoleums and any other place that houses the dead.

9. If appliances go on by themselves, you hear footsteps and doors start to open in your house - it is time to relocate!

10. Do not keep all your kitchen knives in one of those wooden, block holders. Chances are, you will end up on the wrong end of it.

Top 10 Tweets about uses for a Blackberry when services are down

1. #usesofaBlackberry Device for phoning people and receiving phone calls. Sorry, that's stupid. No-one uses cellphones for that - by Deep Fried Man 

2. #UsesOfaBlackberry Ice hockey puck - by Miriam Mannak

3. #usesofablackberry keeping anger management councellors in business - by Devon Pharazyn

4. #UsesOfaBlackberry Fridgemagnet - by  Dj Protege

5. #usesofaBlackberry toyphone - by Kutlwano Makgwa

6. #usesofablackberry .. Store in the fruit basket...lol back to em old days where blackberry's where just fruits and nun else... - by Ick_Seshoka

7. Something to throw at people when the vodka runs out. #usesofaBlackberry - by Sheri Lee

8. #UsesOfABlackberry, an oversized calculator turned it into a #dumbphone - by Sibusiso Magnificent

9. #usesofablackberry ... Watch. Camera. MP3 Player. Paper-weight. Door stopper. Coaster. Something to fill up your bag. A rock. :P - by IJustSmile:)

10. Reminds you what the 90's were like #usesofaBlackberry - by Sandiswa Memela

Top 10 inventions we should have had by now

1. Time machines: Ah, we can think of many a Pandora’s Box that could be opened, or reopened... Where would we start?

2. Anti-gravity mechanisms: It’s not fair that only astronauts get to have all the fun. Imagine how useful this would be in a bar? No more stumbling and making an idiot of yourself.

3. Hologram images from TV: This would be awesome on so many levels, but imagine the sport!

4. Laser weapons (ahem, light sabers): Two words – Luke Skywalker

5. Android robots: Okay, we're getting closer, but we still don't have ones we can interact with, à la Kitt from Knight Rider.

6. Teleportation gadget: We could all say “Beam me up, Scotty” and see the world in a matter of hours.

7. Flying cars:  Think Harry Potter. Think Speed Racer. Think open spaces and no speed limits.

8. Personal flying jet packs: No more hassling with airport security. Have toenail clippers will travel.

9. Memory Eraser Machine: We all have something we want to forget, or something we want our better halves to forget, much like from Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind. Now, what were we saying again?

10. Hoverboards: Surfing on air? Hello! We could all be as cool as Michael J Fox in his Back to the Future movies.

Top 10 quotes from Julius Malema

1. July 2008: During President Zuma’s rape trial, Malema said Zuma would lead the country from prison if he was arrested.

2. September 2008: In lobbying for Jacob Zuma to become president: "Any force in our way we will eliminate. We are on a mission here. We will crush you. It doesn't matter who you are, even if you are in the ANC."

3. January 2009: Commenting on the woman who accused Jacob Zuma of rape: "When a woman didn't enjoy it, she leaves early in the morning. Those who had a nice time will wait until the sun comes out, request breakfast and ask for taxi money."

4. February 2009: In response to a dispute Minister Naledi Pandor was dealing with at the Tshwane University of Technology, Malema said she should “use her fake American accent to address our problems".

5. February 2009: He refuses to a public debate with his Democratic Alliance (DA) counterpart Khume Ramulifho, saying he will not discuss anything with "Helen Zille's garden boys".

6. May 2009: After DA leader Helen Zille took control of the Western Cape province, Malema calls her a “racist little girl” and says, “Zille has appointed an all male cabinet of useless people, the majority of whom are her boyfriends and concubines so that she can continue to sleep around with them, yet she claims to have the moral authority to question our President.”

7. October 2009: During the prosecution of police National Commissioner Jackie Selebi: “ In Jackie Selebi they want to prove a point they failed to prove in Zuma: that we [Africans] are corrupt, we like easy money, we like alcohol, we like women and we've got no skill."

8. April 2010: During a press conference, he kicks out BBC journalist Jonah Fisher, calling him a “bastard and a bloody agent".

9. April 2011: Malema calls on South Africans to vote so that Nelson Mandela remains healthy. "President Mandela is sick and you don't want to contribute to a worsening condition of Mandela by not voting ANC. President Mandela will never endure if the ANC is out of power."

10. August 2011: During a speech at the University of Johannesburg: “"Mandela was not released by De Klerk. Mandela was released by South Africa. De Klerk remains the enemy... We don't need De Klerk as a role model.”

Top 10 cartoon characters you wanted to be

1. Lion-O, Leader of the Thunder Cats: We wanted his strength and the clairvoyant power that he gets when holding his sword to his eyes, saying: “sight beyond sight”. Maybe then we'd know what women are really thinking.

2. Popeye: By simply eating spinach he gets stronger – no need for longs hours at the gym. And those muscles always made Olive Oyl swoon…

3. Inspector Gadget: Who wouldn't envy his cache of built-in gadgets like helicopter blades and super-strong, bionic limbs?

4. Optimus Prime: The leader of the Transformers is an all-around good guy: brave, wise, compassionate and he wants to improve the universe he lives in. All the ladies say, "Aaaah".

5. Conan: He's got a six pack worth envying, and we don’t mean beer.

6. He-Man: Prince Adam of Eternia becomes He-Man when he raises his Power Sword and says: “By the power of Grayskull”. Once the transformation is complete, he continues: “I have the power!” If only super strength was so easy for us all, especially when you're hung over.

7. Johnny Bravo: A modern-day Cassanova with an Elvis-like voice and beefy build… what’s not to like?

8. Throttle from the Biker Mice from Mars: The leader of the trio of bikers got us feeling all macho with his motto: "In this wild and woolly universe, there are three things you can count on: your brains, your bros and your bike!"

9. Donatello from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: As the scientist, inventor, engineer and genius, he is more the thinking man’s favourite. Donny prefers to use his brain power over brawn, which can come in handy when you're asked to do some DIY around the house.

10. Bart Simpson: This fast-talking kid managed to win everyone over with his sassy ways and bad attitude. He represented the bad-boy wannabe in all of us.

Top 10 Anthems for Men

1. "I Did It My Way" by Frank Sinatra
Lyrics to live by: I’ve lived a life that’s full, I travelled each and every highway and more, much more than this, I did it my way.
Listen to it when: you're ready to live life on your own terms.

2. "It's A Man's Man's Man's World" by James Brown.
Lyrics to live by: This is a man’s man’s world but it wouldn’t be nothing without a woman or a girl.
Listen to it when: falling for that special someone.

3. "Satisfaction" by The Rolling Stones
Lyrics to live by: I can't get no satisfaction.
Listen to it when: you've been single for a while.

4. "The Distance" by Cake
Lyrics to live by: But he’s driving and striving and hugging the turns, and thinking of someone for whom he still burns. He’s going the distance
Listen to it when: either you're driving a hot new car or you're feeling broken by a woman.

5. "I Walk The Line" by Johnny Cash
Lyrics to live by: Because you’re mine, I walk the line.
Listen to it when: taking the plunge into a serious relationship.

6. "Bad to the Bone" by George Thorogood
Lyrics to live by: And when I walk the streets, kings and queens step aside.
Listen to it when: you’re in the mood to misbehave and break a couple rules.

7. "I Won’t Back Down" by Tom Petty
Lyrics to live by: Well, I know what’s right, I got just one life, in a world that keeps on pushin’ me around, but I’ll stand my ground, and I won’t back down.
Listen to it when: you want to stand up for your beliefs.

8. "Dirt Off Your Shoulder" by Jay-Z
Lyrics to live by: You gotta get that dirt off your shoulder.
Listen to it when: you're sick of minor issues holding you back.

9. "TNT" by AC/DC
Lyrics to live by: I’m dynamite, and I’ll win the fight, I’m a power load. Watch me explode.
Listen to it when: you need a testosterone boost to help you win.

10. "I'm A Man" by Bo Diddley
Lyrics to live by: All you pretty women, stand in line, I can make love to you, baby in an hour's time.
Listen to it when: you’re looking to score on that raucous boy’s night out on the town.

Top 10 Angelina Jolie Roles Men Love

1. Lara Croft: Tomb Raider: There's very little else that stands out in this film other than Angelina's welcoming bosom.

2. Mr and Mrs Smith: Besides launching Hollywood’s royal couple, Brangelina, this movie pitched Brad Pitt against his new girlfriend, and she kicked his ass!

3. Wanted: As the assassin, Fox, she wielded a magnum like nobody's business.

4. Girl Interrupted: Angie never made a sociopath seem so desirable... And the Academy agreed, awarding her the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress.

5. Alexander: Even if the film was a bit lame, Angelina brought the house down as the sultry Queen Olympias.

6. Gone in 60 Seconds: Her character, Sara, openly admitted that she passed her time by “having sex or stealing cars”. We say no more...

7. Pushing Tin: It was during the filming of this that Billy Bob Thornton met Jolie, and men around the world tried to figure out how he managed to snag the girl on and off the screen.

8. Hackers: In this 1995 flick, Angelina made a lasting first impression by going topless. Who could possibly forget?

9. Beowulf: Even though she played the mother of a monster, she still managed to seduce kings and heroes. Well, honestly, who could resist that charm?

10. Salt: As the spy Evelyn Salt, Angelina showed she can roll with the punches and outsmart even the cockiest of villains. Sexy.

Top 10 Strange Town Names from the UK

1. Anton's Gout, Lincolnshire.
2. Balls Cross, West Sussex.
3. Black Car, near Wymondham, Norfolk.
4. Booby Dingle, near Hay-on-Wye, Herefordshire.
5. Buttock Point, Isle of Bute.
6. Clock Face, near St. Helen's, Merseyside.
7. Dirt Pot, Allendale, Northumberland.
8. Elephant and Castle, South London.
9. Mousehole, near Penzance, Cornwall.
10. World's End, west of Birmingham, near Newbury.

Top 10 Funny Facebook status updates

1. Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.

2. I went to buy a ‘Where’s Wally’ book. When I got there, I couldn’t find the book anywhere. Well played Wally, well played.

3. Why does Facebook bother to give the option of “liking” my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I’m awesome.

4. So long...Farewell...Aufwidersehen Goodbyeeeee....One way ticket to Singapore for work, hopefully I won't be arrested and thrown out...otherwise I'll be back sooner than first thought.

5. Sad to see Borders closing, it was a neat place to hang out before going home and buying books off Amazon.

6. I married my wife for her looks. But not the ones she’s been giving me lately!

7. When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?

8. To all of Chris' friends: This is his Father. My son carelessly left his account logged in so I decided to snoop around. Upon reading my son's personal information, I would like to clear a few things up. My son is not a "gansta", he will not "beat a ho's ass" and he will most certainly not "roll a fatty wit his boyz". So for all of those who believe he is some hard ass thug, think again...He is Chris, a 15 year old kid that was afraid of the dark until he was 12 and cried at the end of Marley and Me.

9. Yo Mama so fat, she using Google +++.

10. Casey Anthony has been offered a porn role. She should just do it, and then tell everyone she didn't, because apparently that works.

Top 10 Harry Potter spells one could use

1. Accio (Summoning Charm)
What it does: This charm summons an object to the caster, potentially over a significant distance.
Usage: Best way to find the remote.

2. Alohomora
What it does: Used to open and/or unlock doors.
Usage: Lost car keys? No problem!

3. Confringo (Blasting Curse)
What it does: Causes anything that the spell meets to explode in flames.
Usage: Become an instant party hit.

4. Disillusionment Charm
What it does: Causes the target to become invisible, or close to it.
Usage: Perfect for when the in-laws visit.

5. Episkey
What it does: Used to heal relatively minor injuries. When this spell is cast, the person feels his/her injured body part go very hot and then very cold.
Usage: Fix yourself up without going to the doctor!

6. Flying Charm
What it does: Cast on broomsticks to make them fly.
Usage: Two words - flying cars!

7. Glisseo
What it does: Causes the steps on a stairway to flatten and form a ramp or slide.
Usage: Imagine all the fun that could be had in offices and malls?

8. Hair-Thickening Charm
What it does: Thickens one's hair.
Usage: Balding problems can be a thing of the past.

9. Legilimens
What it does: Allows the caster to delve into the mind of the victim, allowing the caster to see the memories, thoughts, and emotions of the victim.
Usage: Maybe then we will know what is going on in the minds of the opposite sex. Maybe...

10. Point Me (Four-Point Spell)
What it does: Causes the caster's wand tip to point to the north cardinal point, acting like a compass.
Usage: So even if we do get 'lost', no one can nag us to ask for directions.

Top 10 Bond Babe puns

1. Jinx Johnson (Halle Berry) in Die Another Day. "Oh, I’ll always be a jinx to you."

2. Honey Ryder (Ursula Andress) in Dr. No. "I put a black widow spider underneath his mosquito net... A female, they're the worst."

3. Xenia Onatopp (Famke Janssen) in GoldenEye. "Once again, the pleasure was all yours."

4. Tiffany Case (Jill St John) in Diamonds are Forever . "Go blow up your pants!"

5. Wai Lin (Michelle Yeoh) in Tomorrow Never Dies. "Still interested in hostile takeovers?"

6. Anya Amasova (Barbara Bach) in The Spy Who Loved Me. While discussing survival tactics: “When necessary, shared bodily warmth.”

7. Pussy Galore (Honor Blackman) in Goldfinger. "Oh, I never carry weapons after business hours... I'm completely defenseless. "

8. Octopussy (Maud Adams) in Octopussy. While Bond was in traction: "I wish you weren't in such a weakened condition."

9. Vesper Lynd (Eva Green) in Casino Royale. "I'm the money."

10. Holly Goodhead (Lois Chiles) in Moonraker. "Take me 'round the world one more time."

Top 10 stupid things people say when drunk

1. Drunk man: I slept with your mother!
Kid: Shut up Dad, you’re drunk!

2. Drunk picks up a pineapple: I know you're in there Spongebob!

3. Drunk: I love you guys.

4. Police officer: Sir have you been drinking tonight?
Drunk: No occifer.
Police officer: Papers?
Drunk: Scissors, I win!

5. Drunk: Why does this vodka taste like water now?

6. Drunk: I am going to prove to you I'm not drunk by having another beer.

7. Police officer: Did you know you were weaving?
Drunk: Weaving? I don't even knit!

8. Drunk: Hey, do you like think that fish know that they're wet?

9. Drunk: Take me drunk, I'm home

10. Drunk: I think I am going to throw up!

Top 10 Horror Film Taglines

1. "You'll wish it were only a nightmare..." Friday the 13th (1980)
2. "We Dare You to Say His Name Five Times" Candyman (1992)
3. "They're here..." Poltergeist (1982)
4. "If Nancy Doesn't Wake Up Screaming, She Won't Wake Up At All..." A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
5. "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." The Shining (1980)
6. "Now Freddy's a daddy, he's killing for two." A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child (1989)
7. "Eight legs, two fangs, and an attitude." Arachnophobia (1990)
8. "Be afraid. Be very afraid." The Fly (1986)
9. "Don't Answer The Phone. Don't Open The Door. Don't Try To Escape." and "Someone has taken their love of scary movies one step too far. Solving this mystery is going to be murder." Scream (1996)
10. "The classic story about a boy and his mother." Psycho (1998)

Top 10 Songs from the 80s You Probably Know the Words To

1. Like a Virgin by Madonna (1984)
2. Celebration by Kool & The Gang (1980)
3. Billie Jean by Michael Jackson (1982)
4. Born In the U.S.A. by Bruce Springsteen (1984)
5. I Love Rock N' Roll by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts (1981)
6. Livin' On a Prayer by Bon Jovi (1986)
7. Pump Up the Jam by Technotronic feat. Felly (1989)
8. Sweet Child Of Mine by Guns N' Roses (1987)
9. Walk Like an Egyptian by The Bangles (1986)
10. Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) by the Eurythmics (1983)

Top 10 Pickup Lines Not To Use

1. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.

2. I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.

3. Great legs, what time do they open?

4. I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you.

5. Do you have a map? [No, why?] Because I just got lost in your eyes.

6. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

7. Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.

8. I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

9. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

10. Is your dad a baker? [No. Why?] Cause you have some nice buns.

Top 10 Weird English Words

1. Galligaskins: loose-fitting trousers.
2. Limerance: an attempt at a scientific study into the nature of romantic love.
3. Fuggy: a stuffy, odorous, poorly ventilated place.
4. Selcouth: unfamiliar, rare, strange, marvelous, wonderful.
5. Couchee: a visit received about bedtime.
6. Nudiustertian: pertaining to the day before yesterday.
7. Mesonoxian: means "of or related to midnight."
8. Depone: To give testimony by affidavit or deposition.
9. Autolatry: the worship of oneself.
10. Ulotrichous: having very wooly hair

Top 10 Unusual Phobias

1. Ithyphallophobia – fear of erections.
2. Pteronophobia – fear of being tickled by feathers.
3. Coulrophobia – fear of clowns.
4. Gephyrophobia – fear of bridges.
5. Gymnophobia – fear of nudity.
6. Pediophobia - fear of dolls.
7. Paraskavedekatriaphobia – fear of Friday the 13th.
8. Ablutophobia – fear of bathing, washing, or cleaning.
9. Taphophobia – fear of being buried alive.
10.Halitophobia - fear of bad breath.

Top 10 Comic Book Villains

1. Bane. One of Batman’s arch nemeses, Bane seems to be as tough as steel. He has been an international crime lord, a mercenary, government agent and even a dictator. Did we mention he was raised in a prison?

2. Lex Luthor. What would Superman be without the famous Luthor? Not only is he one of the most intelligent men on earth, but also a billionaire. It all makes for a powerful opponent to the Man of Steel.

3. Magneto. Part of the X-Men comic series, Magneto was a survivor of the Jewish holocaust and is driven to protect mutants from that same fate. He would do anything for the benefits of mutants, and we do mean anything.

4. Victor Von Doom. The name itself instils a paralysing fear in anyone. He made himself king in the small European country of his birth and his next step is world domination.

5. The Joker. He makes people laugh and then kills them… some sense of humour. One of Batman’s most memorable enemies, he is a criminal mastermind like none other.

6. Dr. Octopus. Nothing like tentacles to give you a case of the shivers. Otto Ocatavius was just a scientist who created robotic arms. An accident fused them to his body and he lost his hold on sanity. He and Spiderman remain foes.

7. Loki. Thor has his hands full with his half-brother, Loki, the God of Mischief. Despite the family ties, Loki has a deep-seated hatred and jealousy of Thor.

8. Galactus. He debuted in the Fantastic Four and is the only survivor of a universe that existed before the Big Bang. Besides converting matter into energy and vice versa, he consumes planets for nourishment.

9. Apocalypse. As one of the first mutants on earth, he is one of the most powerful. Besides genetics adding to his clout, he has also undergone technological improvements – voluntarily.

10. Lady Deathstrike. She willingly became a powerful cyborg, gaining the same skeleton and claws to battle Wolverine. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, eh?

Top 10 T-shirt Slogans for Men, by Men

1. I bring nothing to the table
2. Let me drop everything and work on your problem
3. Relax, I’m hilarious
4. I think inside the box
5. Of course I love to cuddle
6. Sorry about what happens later
7. Sorry, ladies, this shirt is staying on
8. Cleverly disguised as an adult