Top 10 Tweets about uses for a Blackberry when services are down

1. #usesofaBlackberry Device for phoning people and receiving phone calls. Sorry, that's stupid. No-one uses cellphones for that - by Deep Fried Man 

2. #UsesOfaBlackberry Ice hockey puck - by Miriam Mannak

3. #usesofablackberry keeping anger management councellors in business - by Devon Pharazyn

4. #UsesOfaBlackberry Fridgemagnet - by  Dj Protege

5. #usesofaBlackberry toyphone - by Kutlwano Makgwa

6. #usesofablackberry .. Store in the fruit basket...lol back to em old days where blackberry's where just fruits and nun else... - by Ick_Seshoka

7. Something to throw at people when the vodka runs out. #usesofaBlackberry - by Sheri Lee

8. #UsesOfABlackberry, an oversized calculator turned it into a #dumbphone - by Sibusiso Magnificent

9. #usesofablackberry ... Watch. Camera. MP3 Player. Paper-weight. Door stopper. Coaster. Something to fill up your bag. A rock. :P - by IJustSmile:)

10. Reminds you what the 90's were like #usesofaBlackberry - by Sandiswa Memela