Top 10 Funny Facebook status updates

1. Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.

2. I went to buy a ‘Where’s Wally’ book. When I got there, I couldn’t find the book anywhere. Well played Wally, well played.

3. Why does Facebook bother to give the option of “liking” my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I’m awesome.

4. So long...Farewell...Aufwidersehen Goodbyeeeee....One way ticket to Singapore for work, hopefully I won't be arrested and thrown out...otherwise I'll be back sooner than first thought.

5. Sad to see Borders closing, it was a neat place to hang out before going home and buying books off Amazon.

6. I married my wife for her looks. But not the ones she’s been giving me lately!

7. When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?

8. To all of Chris' friends: This is his Father. My son carelessly left his account logged in so I decided to snoop around. Upon reading my son's personal information, I would like to clear a few things up. My son is not a "gansta", he will not "beat a ho's ass" and he will most certainly not "roll a fatty wit his boyz". So for all of those who believe he is some hard ass thug, think again...He is Chris, a 15 year old kid that was afraid of the dark until he was 12 and cried at the end of Marley and Me.

9. Yo Mama so fat, she using Google +++.

10. Casey Anthony has been offered a porn role. She should just do it, and then tell everyone she didn't, because apparently that works.