Tuesday 14 June 2011

Top 10 Pickup Lines Not To Use

1. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.

2. I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.

3. Great legs, what time do they open?

4. I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you.

5. Do you have a map? [No, why?] Because I just got lost in your eyes.

6. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

7. Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.

8. I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

9. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

10. Is your dad a baker? [No. Why?] Cause you have some nice buns.

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