1. Screaming his face off literally every five minutes.
2. Calling someone a panini head.
3. Falling asleep at a restaurant because his order was taking too long.
4. Expressing profound disappointment in the state of almost every kitchen.
5. And pretty much all disgusting food.
6. And whatever this is.
7. And this.
8. And basically just feeling personally insulted about every shitty, disgusting kitchen he’s ever been in.
9. Praying that he won’t be poisoned…
10. Telling a chef that they’re the reason his pubes are turning gray.
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