1. “Trust me I’m a liar”
2. “I’m a virgin but this is an old shirt”
3. “If we get caught Its all your fault”
4. “I’m probably lying”
5. “It wasn’t me”
6. “Every Great Idea I have Gets me in Trouble"
7. “Nobody’s perfect”
8. “I’m not an Alcoholic. I’m a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings”
9. “I (heart) midget porn”
10. “World’s Greatest Dad” - This might not be so bad had he not been arrested as a sex offender.
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