Anyone who works out on a regular basis at gym surely spends many hours people-watching while pumping iron.
The most noticeable types are these:
1. The Maggot Gagger
This type is reserved for Men only - us guys somehow can conjure up the most horrid smells, but some more than others. The smell can ward away the women - it has the same effect as garlic to vampires. Not cool - these okes need to be escorted into a special room at the gym and hosed down.
2. The Compensating For Something blokes
These are the peeps who travel in packs of 3-5. Their sole idea of gyming is to lift the heaviest weight possible whilst their friends gaze at them, bewildered. These are the okes if asked about the correct lifting technique, would answer: "What's that?"
3. Mrs Cougar
These are the female type who are at gym only because they are on the prowl for fresh meat. Don't get me wrong...they look freaking fantastic albeit most of them is pretty much plastic and they have been nipped and tucked to death.
4. The Diva
This spring chicken is yet to experience the wrath of ageing. She is somewhat ethereal, you could swear you hear angels singing when she walks by. She "gyms" for about 15 mins - nothing too strenous as she must not break into a sweat...soiling her expensive gym clothes is not happening. Not to mention, ruining her makeup is a No-No! She does not make eye contact with anyone, and tunes everyone out with her ipod.
5. The Screamers
These are the guys who sound like they are giving birth when they are doing their routine.
6. The TMI guys
These guys were so much spandex you'd swear they had shares in the product. With this gym outfit, no imagination is necessary. This is wrong in so many ways!
7. The Tsunami
This guy shows up already sweaty to the gym - not to be confused with The Maggot Gagger.
8. The Wife Beater
This is the guy wearing a snug, white, ribbed tank top a la Kevin Federline.
9. The Beef Cakes
These guys are all about bulk. Their muscles even have muscles!
10. The Just Shut the Hell Up Already-er
This one is pretty self-explanatory. If they spent as much time working their muscles as they did their jaws, then they’d be huge.
Sourced from askmen.com
