1. Lion-O, Leader of the Thunder Cats: We wanted his strength and the clairvoyant power that he gets when holding his sword to his eyes, saying: “sight beyond sight”. Maybe then we'd know what women are really thinking.
2. Popeye: By simply eating spinach he gets stronger – no need for longs hours at the gym. And those muscles always made Olive Oyl swoon…
3. Inspector Gadget: Who wouldn't envy his cache of built-in gadgets like helicopter blades and super-strong, bionic limbs?
4. Optimus Prime: The leader of the Transformers is an all-around good guy: brave, wise, compassionate and he wants to improve the universe he lives in. All the ladies say, "Aaaah".
5. Conan: He's got a six pack worth envying, and we don’t mean beer.
6. He-Man: Prince Adam of Eternia becomes He-Man when he raises his Power Sword and says: “By the power of Grayskull”. Once the transformation is complete, he continues: “I have the power!” If only super strength was so easy for us all, especially when you're hung over.
7. Johnny Bravo: A modern-day Cassanova with an Elvis-like voice and beefy build… what’s not to like?
8. Throttle from the Biker Mice from Mars: The leader of the trio of bikers got us feeling all macho with his motto: "In this wild and woolly universe, there are three things you can count on: your brains, your bros and your bike!"
9. Donatello from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: As the scientist, inventor, engineer and genius, he is more the thinking man’s favourite. Donny prefers to use his brain power over brawn, which can come in handy when you're asked to do some DIY around the house.
10. Bart Simpson: This fast-talking kid managed to win everyone over with his sassy ways and bad attitude. He represented the bad-boy wannabe in all of us.
Wednesday, 17 August 2011
Tuesday, 16 August 2011
Top 10 Anthems for Men
1. "I Did It My Way" by Frank Sinatra
Lyrics to live by: I’ve lived a life that’s full, I travelled each and every highway and more, much more than this, I did it my way.
Listen to it when: you're ready to live life on your own terms.
2. "It's A Man's Man's Man's World" by James Brown.
Lyrics to live by: This is a man’s man’s world but it wouldn’t be nothing without a woman or a girl.
Listen to it when: falling for that special someone.
3. "Satisfaction" by The Rolling Stones
Lyrics to live by: I can't get no satisfaction.
Listen to it when: you've been single for a while.
4. "The Distance" by Cake
Lyrics to live by: But he’s driving and striving and hugging the turns, and thinking of someone for whom he still burns. He’s going the distance
Listen to it when: either you're driving a hot new car or you're feeling broken by a woman.
5. "I Walk The Line" by Johnny Cash
Lyrics to live by: Because you’re mine, I walk the line.
Listen to it when: taking the plunge into a serious relationship.
6. "Bad to the Bone" by George Thorogood
Lyrics to live by: And when I walk the streets, kings and queens step aside.
Listen to it when: you’re in the mood to misbehave and break a couple rules.
7. "I Won’t Back Down" by Tom Petty
Lyrics to live by: Well, I know what’s right, I got just one life, in a world that keeps on pushin’ me around, but I’ll stand my ground, and I won’t back down.
Listen to it when: you want to stand up for your beliefs.
8. "Dirt Off Your Shoulder" by Jay-Z
Lyrics to live by: You gotta get that dirt off your shoulder.
Listen to it when: you're sick of minor issues holding you back.
9. "TNT" by AC/DC
Lyrics to live by: I’m dynamite, and I’ll win the fight, I’m a power load. Watch me explode.
Listen to it when: you need a testosterone boost to help you win.
10. "I'm A Man" by Bo Diddley
Lyrics to live by: All you pretty women, stand in line, I can make love to you, baby in an hour's time.
Listen to it when: you’re looking to score on that raucous boy’s night out on the town.
Lyrics to live by: I’ve lived a life that’s full, I travelled each and every highway and more, much more than this, I did it my way.
Listen to it when: you're ready to live life on your own terms.
2. "It's A Man's Man's Man's World" by James Brown.
Lyrics to live by: This is a man’s man’s world but it wouldn’t be nothing without a woman or a girl.
Listen to it when: falling for that special someone.
3. "Satisfaction" by The Rolling Stones
Lyrics to live by: I can't get no satisfaction.
Listen to it when: you've been single for a while.
4. "The Distance" by Cake
Lyrics to live by: But he’s driving and striving and hugging the turns, and thinking of someone for whom he still burns. He’s going the distance
Listen to it when: either you're driving a hot new car or you're feeling broken by a woman.
5. "I Walk The Line" by Johnny Cash
Lyrics to live by: Because you’re mine, I walk the line.
Listen to it when: taking the plunge into a serious relationship.
6. "Bad to the Bone" by George Thorogood
Lyrics to live by: And when I walk the streets, kings and queens step aside.
Listen to it when: you’re in the mood to misbehave and break a couple rules.
7. "I Won’t Back Down" by Tom Petty
Lyrics to live by: Well, I know what’s right, I got just one life, in a world that keeps on pushin’ me around, but I’ll stand my ground, and I won’t back down.
Listen to it when: you want to stand up for your beliefs.
8. "Dirt Off Your Shoulder" by Jay-Z
Lyrics to live by: You gotta get that dirt off your shoulder.
Listen to it when: you're sick of minor issues holding you back.
9. "TNT" by AC/DC
Lyrics to live by: I’m dynamite, and I’ll win the fight, I’m a power load. Watch me explode.
Listen to it when: you need a testosterone boost to help you win.
10. "I'm A Man" by Bo Diddley
Lyrics to live by: All you pretty women, stand in line, I can make love to you, baby in an hour's time.
Listen to it when: you’re looking to score on that raucous boy’s night out on the town.
Tuesday, 2 August 2011
Top 10 Angelina Jolie Roles Men Love
1. Lara Croft: Tomb Raider: There's very little else that stands out in this film other than Angelina's welcoming bosom.
2. Mr and Mrs Smith: Besides launching Hollywood’s royal couple, Brangelina, this movie pitched Brad Pitt against his new girlfriend, and she kicked his ass!
3. Wanted: As the assassin, Fox, she wielded a magnum like nobody's business.
4. Girl Interrupted: Angie never made a sociopath seem so desirable... And the Academy agreed, awarding her the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress.
5. Alexander: Even if the film was a bit lame, Angelina brought the house down as the sultry Queen Olympias.
6. Gone in 60 Seconds: Her character, Sara, openly admitted that she passed her time by “having sex or stealing cars”. We say no more...
7. Pushing Tin: It was during the filming of this that Billy Bob Thornton met Jolie, and men around the world tried to figure out how he managed to snag the girl on and off the screen.
8. Hackers: In this 1995 flick, Angelina made a lasting first impression by going topless. Who could possibly forget?
9. Beowulf: Even though she played the mother of a monster, she still managed to seduce kings and heroes. Well, honestly, who could resist that charm?
10. Salt: As the spy Evelyn Salt, Angelina showed she can roll with the punches and outsmart even the cockiest of villains. Sexy.
2. Mr and Mrs Smith: Besides launching Hollywood’s royal couple, Brangelina, this movie pitched Brad Pitt against his new girlfriend, and she kicked his ass!
3. Wanted: As the assassin, Fox, she wielded a magnum like nobody's business.
4. Girl Interrupted: Angie never made a sociopath seem so desirable... And the Academy agreed, awarding her the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress.
5. Alexander: Even if the film was a bit lame, Angelina brought the house down as the sultry Queen Olympias.
6. Gone in 60 Seconds: Her character, Sara, openly admitted that she passed her time by “having sex or stealing cars”. We say no more...
7. Pushing Tin: It was during the filming of this that Billy Bob Thornton met Jolie, and men around the world tried to figure out how he managed to snag the girl on and off the screen.
8. Hackers: In this 1995 flick, Angelina made a lasting first impression by going topless. Who could possibly forget?
9. Beowulf: Even though she played the mother of a monster, she still managed to seduce kings and heroes. Well, honestly, who could resist that charm?
10. Salt: As the spy Evelyn Salt, Angelina showed she can roll with the punches and outsmart even the cockiest of villains. Sexy.
Thursday, 28 July 2011
Top 10 Strange Town Names from the UK
1. Anton's Gout, Lincolnshire.
2. Balls Cross, West Sussex.
3. Black Car, near Wymondham, Norfolk.
4. Booby Dingle, near Hay-on-Wye, Herefordshire.
5. Buttock Point, Isle of Bute.
6. Clock Face, near St. Helen's, Merseyside.
7. Dirt Pot, Allendale, Northumberland.
8. Elephant and Castle, South London.
9. Mousehole, near Penzance, Cornwall.
10. World's End, west of Birmingham, near Newbury.
Tuesday, 26 July 2011
Top 10 Funny Facebook status updates
1. Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.
2. I went to buy a ‘Where’s Wally’ book. When I got there, I couldn’t find the book anywhere. Well played Wally, well played.
3. Why does Facebook bother to give the option of “liking” my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I’m awesome.
4. So long...Farewell...Aufwidersehen Goodbyeeeee....One way ticket to Singapore for work, hopefully I won't be arrested and thrown out...otherwise I'll be back sooner than first thought.
5. Sad to see Borders closing, it was a neat place to hang out before going home and buying books off Amazon.
6. I married my wife for her looks. But not the ones she’s been giving me lately!
7. When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
8. To all of Chris' friends: This is his Father. My son carelessly left his account logged in so I decided to snoop around. Upon reading my son's personal information, I would like to clear a few things up. My son is not a "gansta", he will not "beat a ho's ass" and he will most certainly not "roll a fatty wit his boyz". So for all of those who believe he is some hard ass thug, think again...He is Chris, a 15 year old kid that was afraid of the dark until he was 12 and cried at the end of Marley and Me.
9. Yo Mama so fat, she using Google +++.
10. Casey Anthony has been offered a porn role. She should just do it, and then tell everyone she didn't, because apparently that works.
2. I went to buy a ‘Where’s Wally’ book. When I got there, I couldn’t find the book anywhere. Well played Wally, well played.
3. Why does Facebook bother to give the option of “liking” my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I’m awesome.
4. So long...Farewell...Aufwidersehen Goodbyeeeee....One way ticket to Singapore for work, hopefully I won't be arrested and thrown out...otherwise I'll be back sooner than first thought.
5. Sad to see Borders closing, it was a neat place to hang out before going home and buying books off Amazon.
6. I married my wife for her looks. But not the ones she’s been giving me lately!
7. When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
8. To all of Chris' friends: This is his Father. My son carelessly left his account logged in so I decided to snoop around. Upon reading my son's personal information, I would like to clear a few things up. My son is not a "gansta", he will not "beat a ho's ass" and he will most certainly not "roll a fatty wit his boyz". So for all of those who believe he is some hard ass thug, think again...He is Chris, a 15 year old kid that was afraid of the dark until he was 12 and cried at the end of Marley and Me.
9. Yo Mama so fat, she using Google +++.
10. Casey Anthony has been offered a porn role. She should just do it, and then tell everyone she didn't, because apparently that works.
Wednesday, 20 July 2011
Top 10 Harry Potter spells one could use
1. Accio (Summoning Charm)
What it does: This charm summons an object to the caster, potentially over a significant distance.
Usage: Best way to find the remote.
2. Alohomora
What it does: Used to open and/or unlock doors.
Usage: Lost car keys? No problem!
3. Confringo (Blasting Curse)
What it does: Causes anything that the spell meets to explode in flames.
Usage: Become an instant party hit.
4. Disillusionment Charm
What it does: Causes the target to become invisible, or close to it.
Usage: Perfect for when the in-laws visit.
5. Episkey
What it does: Used to heal relatively minor injuries. When this spell is cast, the person feels his/her injured body part go very hot and then very cold.
Usage: Fix yourself up without going to the doctor!
6. Flying Charm
What it does: Cast on broomsticks to make them fly.
Usage: Two words - flying cars!
7. Glisseo
What it does: Causes the steps on a stairway to flatten and form a ramp or slide.
Usage: Imagine all the fun that could be had in offices and malls?
8. Hair-Thickening Charm
What it does: Thickens one's hair.
Usage: Balding problems can be a thing of the past.
9. Legilimens
What it does: Allows the caster to delve into the mind of the victim, allowing the caster to see the memories, thoughts, and emotions of the victim.
Usage: Maybe then we will know what is going on in the minds of the opposite sex. Maybe...
10. Point Me (Four-Point Spell)
What it does: Causes the caster's wand tip to point to the north cardinal point, acting like a compass.
Usage: So even if we do get 'lost', no one can nag us to ask for directions.
What it does: This charm summons an object to the caster, potentially over a significant distance.
Usage: Best way to find the remote.
2. Alohomora
What it does: Used to open and/or unlock doors.
Usage: Lost car keys? No problem!
3. Confringo (Blasting Curse)
What it does: Causes anything that the spell meets to explode in flames.
Usage: Become an instant party hit.
4. Disillusionment Charm
What it does: Causes the target to become invisible, or close to it.
Usage: Perfect for when the in-laws visit.
5. Episkey
What it does: Used to heal relatively minor injuries. When this spell is cast, the person feels his/her injured body part go very hot and then very cold.
Usage: Fix yourself up without going to the doctor!
6. Flying Charm
What it does: Cast on broomsticks to make them fly.
Usage: Two words - flying cars!
7. Glisseo
What it does: Causes the steps on a stairway to flatten and form a ramp or slide.
Usage: Imagine all the fun that could be had in offices and malls?
8. Hair-Thickening Charm
What it does: Thickens one's hair.
Usage: Balding problems can be a thing of the past.
9. Legilimens
What it does: Allows the caster to delve into the mind of the victim, allowing the caster to see the memories, thoughts, and emotions of the victim.
Usage: Maybe then we will know what is going on in the minds of the opposite sex. Maybe...
10. Point Me (Four-Point Spell)
What it does: Causes the caster's wand tip to point to the north cardinal point, acting like a compass.
Usage: So even if we do get 'lost', no one can nag us to ask for directions.
Monday, 18 July 2011
Top 10 Bond Babe puns
1. Jinx Johnson (Halle Berry) in Die Another Day. "Oh, I’ll always be a jinx to you."
2. Honey Ryder (Ursula Andress) in Dr. No. "I put a black widow spider underneath his mosquito net... A female, they're the worst."
3. Xenia Onatopp (Famke Janssen) in GoldenEye. "Once again, the pleasure was all yours."
4. Tiffany Case (Jill St John) in Diamonds are Forever . "Go blow up your pants!"
5. Wai Lin (Michelle Yeoh) in Tomorrow Never Dies. "Still interested in hostile takeovers?"
6. Anya Amasova (Barbara Bach) in The Spy Who Loved Me. While discussing survival tactics: “When necessary, shared bodily warmth.”
7. Pussy Galore (Honor Blackman) in Goldfinger. "Oh, I never carry weapons after business hours... I'm completely defenseless. "
8. Octopussy (Maud Adams) in Octopussy. While Bond was in traction: "I wish you weren't in such a weakened condition."
9. Vesper Lynd (Eva Green) in Casino Royale. "I'm the money."
10. Holly Goodhead (Lois Chiles) in Moonraker. "Take me 'round the world one more time."
2. Honey Ryder (Ursula Andress) in Dr. No. "I put a black widow spider underneath his mosquito net... A female, they're the worst."
3. Xenia Onatopp (Famke Janssen) in GoldenEye. "Once again, the pleasure was all yours."
4. Tiffany Case (Jill St John) in Diamonds are Forever . "Go blow up your pants!"
5. Wai Lin (Michelle Yeoh) in Tomorrow Never Dies. "Still interested in hostile takeovers?"
6. Anya Amasova (Barbara Bach) in The Spy Who Loved Me. While discussing survival tactics: “When necessary, shared bodily warmth.”
7. Pussy Galore (Honor Blackman) in Goldfinger. "Oh, I never carry weapons after business hours... I'm completely defenseless. "
8. Octopussy (Maud Adams) in Octopussy. While Bond was in traction: "I wish you weren't in such a weakened condition."
9. Vesper Lynd (Eva Green) in Casino Royale. "I'm the money."
10. Holly Goodhead (Lois Chiles) in Moonraker. "Take me 'round the world one more time."
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