Tuesday 17 April 2012

Top Lessons In Male Friendship From The American Pie Movies


1.Always Support Your Friends No Matter How Insane They Seem
Most friends would probably adios from the guy who constantly embarrasses himself in public, yet Jim was lucky enough to have friends who stuck around.

2. Allow your dad to be your friend
If your dad (like Jim's) would stick by you after catching you humping a pie or encourages you to have sexual relations with a foreign exchange student - thats a friend right there!

3. Rule of thumb: Always knock!
For guys, a closed door often means that privacy is required. Take for eg the pie-humping scene - discovered by opening a door at the wrong time.

4. Do not cross the line with your friend's mum no matter how hot the MILF.
It’s important to remember that it’s a bad idea.

5.Avoid catchphrases - You don’t want to be the Kevin of your group unless you want your friends to mock your catchphrase and snicker between themselves whenever you try to slip it into conversations.

6. Bro's before Ho's
Finch and Stifler competed over Michelle’s sister in American Wedding and Finch slept with Stifler's mum - they probably would have been best buddies if not for the chicks between them.

7. Don't Spread Rumors About Your Friends
Remember Finch’s “big penis” rumor that gets him attention from the ladies or Finch beating up Stifler that leads to the man seeking laxative-based revenge - never works out!

8. Never Create Your Own Nickname
That's just downright pathetic. Take the "Sherminator," for example. When he referred to himself in the third person as the "Arnold Schwarzenegger of lovin’," that reached new levels of pathetic.

Sourced from askmen.com