Top 10 Ways for Characters to Survive Horror Movies

1. Do not try to reveal the face behind a killer's mask.

2. If your car breaks down during the night, do not go to any nearby house looking for help. Call a friend and wait in the car.

3. Never ever hide in your cupboard.

4. Do not say: "Who's there?"

5. If you have seemingly killed your stalker/monster/alien/demon, never go back to see if it is really dead.

6. Do not read out loud from a demon/devil/spirit summoning book, even if you are just kidding around.

7. If the lights go out, do not go down into your basement.

8. Do not go near graves, tombs, crypts, mausoleums and any other place that houses the dead.

9. If appliances go on by themselves, you hear footsteps and doors start to open in your house - it is time to relocate!

10. Do not keep all your kitchen knives in one of those wooden, block holders. Chances are, you will end up on the wrong end of it.

Top 10 Tweets about uses for a Blackberry when services are down

1. #usesofaBlackberry Device for phoning people and receiving phone calls. Sorry, that's stupid. No-one uses cellphones for that - by Deep Fried Man 

2. #UsesOfaBlackberry Ice hockey puck - by Miriam Mannak

3. #usesofablackberry keeping anger management councellors in business - by Devon Pharazyn

4. #UsesOfaBlackberry Fridgemagnet - by  Dj Protege

5. #usesofaBlackberry toyphone - by Kutlwano Makgwa

6. #usesofablackberry .. Store in the fruit basket...lol back to em old days where blackberry's where just fruits and nun else... - by Ick_Seshoka

7. Something to throw at people when the vodka runs out. #usesofaBlackberry - by Sheri Lee

8. #UsesOfABlackberry, an oversized calculator turned it into a #dumbphone - by Sibusiso Magnificent

9. #usesofablackberry ... Watch. Camera. MP3 Player. Paper-weight. Door stopper. Coaster. Something to fill up your bag. A rock. :P - by IJustSmile:)

10. Reminds you what the 90's were like #usesofaBlackberry - by Sandiswa Memela